Living in a “Staged Home”

So, you’re selling your home, you’ve de-cluttered, painted and it passes the “white glove test” and your mother-in-law’s eyebrows are only mildly elevated. Got those pictures, religeous artifacts, diplomas put away? Buyers don’t care, and you don’t want them to know, either. Can anyone tell that pets live there by the sniff test? Get it fixed, even if it means new carpet.

The counter tops are clear of all appliances, utensals, toiletries and the fancy towels are “do not touch” zones.” Your shoes are hidden, half of your clothes are in storage (the half you need!).

Let’s talk pillows! Your bed has 22 pillows arranged in a modified Mayan Pyramid formation. The sofa has throws, pillows and arm covers and forget the recliner, it’s in the garage.

How do you manage to live here and get everything showable in 15 minutes when you get a Realtor call, or worse, hear the dogs bark because they just pulled into the driveway with no notice. To avoid panic

Here are a few tips.

Put your regular life things into large tubs and baskets that are easily moved out of sight when not being used. That way, in the bathroom, your regular towels, toiletries etc. are easily accessable for daily use, but hidden from view after you’te done with them. Just like when you were at camp. The “civilian” towels are easily stored in a basket. They may make a colorful enough display that they can stay out. In the kitchen, same with he towels, potholders etc. Assemble “kits” for common uses, especially the coffee pot, grinder, filters and favorite mugs. Store them in a tub or on a tray for easy access and hiding.

Pillow displays are impossible to re-create without a designer’s memory. However, with a digital photo to guide the challenged, you’ll duplicate it every time. Keep the picture in a nearby drawer and just follow the picture. Number them if you must! Beware, the pillow people are easily bored and will create a new display at will. Fight back and follow the old picture! It will drive them nuts.

Keep the place looking like a model home.  A home buyer needs to ”see” themselves (not you) living in the home. It  will sell faster and for a better price.

Remember, if it’s driving you nuts, your home is staged right. If you can’t stand it send me a comment! We’ll make it as funny as we can. Perservere, even the “Pillow Nazi” will get tired of it. Remember, it means money in your pocket. The for 20th buyer, when they open the door, it’s thier first impression.

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